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📈 Rising Stars of the Week
Projects under $100M market cap with the strongest weekly growth:
$ATLA +283.6%
$ESP +99.3%
$CFG +48.8%
$BCE +46.5%
$SAHARA +44.7%
$CRCLon +37.5%

2026 LAYOFFS:
Amazon - 16,000
Aumovio - 4,000
Block - 4,000
WiseTech Global - 2,000
ams OSRAM - 2,000
ASML - 1,700
Ericsson - 1,600
Meta - 1,500
Salesforce - 1,000
Livspace - 1,000
Ocado - 1,000
Autodesk - 1,000
eBay - 800
Lucid Motors - 800
CyberArk - 700
Pinterest - 675
Telstra - 650
Ola Electric - 620
Playtika - 500
Workday - 400
T-Mobile - 393
ANGI Homeservices - 350
LA Semiconductor - 350
C3ai - 312
Ericsson (Spain) - 300
Peloton - 287
Oracle - 254
Kiwi - 250
Kaseya - 250
FormFactor - 220
Gemini - 200
Zillow - 200
Zupee - 200
Expedia - 162
Remitly - 110

GM! Everyone
Happy Friday Crypto

BREAKING: Block ( $XYZ ) jumps over +20% after announcing plans to cut more than 40% of its workforce.
Markets clearly like cost cuts.

Now the question is how many other companies will follow the same playbook.

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Be Nvidia:
$68.1B revenue (beat $66.2B)
$1.62 EPS (beat $1.53)
$78B next-quarter guide (beat $72B)
Stock: -5% $NVDA still drops 5%
Welcome to priced-in expectations.

Are we really shocked crypto insiders keep getting exposed?
Insider trading allegations aren’t new
ZachXBT says he was paid to review Axiom
Axiom reportedly generated $388M+ in fees
Transparency in crypto still has a long way to go.

GM!
Happy Thursday.
🚀 Key Market Moves Today:
#Bitcoin holding near $67K after tariff + whale volatility
#Ethereum trading around $2,050, continuing its rebound
#XRP & majors up 6%, leading altcoin momentum

Why #Bitcoin may be bottoming:
Most oversold since FTX
Funds dumping stocks at record pace
Dimon sees 2008-style stress
BTC premium flipped green after 40 days red
Housing stress spiking
$40K–$50K? That’s accumulation zone.
#BTC

GD Culture Group (GDC) just made a major move:
Board approved sale of 7,500 $BTC
Shares jumped +15% on the news
Market reacting fast
Big treasury shift underway.

A 1,000 BTC whale just triggered a flash crash.
What happened:
Massive market sell hit
Price nuked to $47K
Instant rebound after liquidity sweep
Volatility is back.

🚨 BREAKING: Kalshi bans a MrBeast video editor for 2 years over insider betting.
Artem Kaptur allegedly used confidential information about upcoming YouTube videos to place trades before the details were public.
He must also pay over $20,000 in fines.
Prediction markets are learning the same lesson as Wall Street:
If you trade on non-public info, there are consequences.

🚨 JUST IN: #Bitcoin breaks above $66,000, up +4.87% on the day.
Momentum is building as bulls push price back into key resistance territory.
Is this the start of a larger move — or just another relief rally? 👀📈
$BTC

📊 U.S. consumer confidence rises to 91.2 (from 89).
Why this matters for markets:
Stronger job sentiment
Higher spending outlook
Risk assets tend to benefit
Macro tailwind building?

📊 Crypto market turns green:
Why the rebound?
• Oversold bounce
• Macro optimism
• $32B market cap inflow

142 days of down only.
This is how Bitcoin bottoms form:
Slow
Painful
Exhausting
More red could come — but a base is likely building here.
The hardest part may already be behind us.

🚨 South Korean prosecutors allege a 39-year-old man tried to murder his business partner by poisoning his coffee with pesticide after a six-figure crypto investment deal went wrong.
The victim collapsed at a café in Seoul and was placed in a medically induced coma for three days — but survived.
The suspect has now been charged with:
• Attempted murder
• Violations of South Korea’s Pesticide Control Act
A stark reminder: high-risk money + broken trust can turn dangerous fast.

🚨 BREAKING: Meta is reportedly planning a stablecoin comeback in late 2026 — years after the Diem project collapsed.
After regulatory pushback killed its first attempt, the tech giant may be ready to re-enter digital payments.
Second try. New strategy. Same ambition?
If this moves forward, stablecoins just became a Big Tech battleground again.