This market move is really unbelievable—screens full of green profit screenshots just don't feel real. To be honest, I've always thought I was only good at shorting. Going long? Isn't that just giving money away? But this time, I actually made money on longs too. Maybe when the market is good, you can win even with your eyes closed.

This month alone, I've made an eightfold return, which even I find hard to believe. It was basically all thanks to shorting—when you get the direction right, it feels amazing. But I've also fallen into some traps—don't short ACE right now, I'm serious; and then there's PIPPIN, that crazy coin. I shorted it twice, had $1,500 in unrealized profit on paper, and still ended up getting stopped out at breakeven.

This coin doesn't follow any patterns at all—it's a completely different beast from other altcoins. When it comes to coins like this, my advice is: take your profit and run, don't get greedy. Sometimes, contrarian thinking works better than technical analysis. Seriously.