f*ck it here’s everything that happened this week:

- google released 3.1 but it disappointed tf out of people who claimed its not as good as they advertise
- BUT THEN google dropped an AI song generation model which kinda slaps (Lyria 3) AND a new feature that 1-shots product photoshoots putting photographers (and fashion models) out of a job (Google Pomelli)
- Microsoft pioneered a way to STORE DATA ON GLASS - stores data for up to 10,000 fucking years (🤯) and way cheaper than using silica.
- Taalus fused an ai model DIRECTLY into silicon processing 17,000 tokens PER SECOND which is 17X faster than openai’s quickest model but 10 TIMES CHEAPER than nvidia blackwell gpus. (smaller models tho)
- Apple is releasing 3 new AI devices: glasses, airpods with cameras and a pendant.
- anthropic wiped $10B off the stock market after launching an ai that finds and help fixes security flaws in your code. cybersecurity stocks dumped <1 hour after launch.
- BUT THEN Pentagon threatened to blacklist anthropic for failing to provide them uncensored access to claude.
- xAI dropped grok 4.20 spawning 16 specialised ai agents that work together to solve any prompt. the model self-improves EVERY WEEK.
- scientists discovered dna in meteorites suggesting humans could’ve originated from outer space (what)
- Meta dropped Manus Agents going head-to-head with OpenClaw.
- a cardiologist won 3rd-place in anthropic’s hackathon after vibe coding an app that helps his patients understand and act on their medical results. fucking hero.
- china announced a cure for diabetes 1 & 2 after creating stem cells that make insulin
- Moonshot labs is raising $500M immediately after raising $700M LAST WEEK.
- ex-Deepmind researcher raised europes LARGEST ever seed round $1B at $4B back right as europe announces $13B new fund to catch up with america.
- Stripe’s ai agents autonomously merged 1300 pull requests (up 30% from last week) suggesting top companies are now recursively improving using AI.
dear f*cking goodness GOODNIGHT