2026-02-26 03:02:24

this week in anthropic lmao

> accuse china of stealing claude model
> *backfires* public roasts the fck out of them
> tells pentagon to fuck off
> pentagon gives them till friday to switch on Claude Kill-Bot Pro-Max or they’ll blacklist their ass
> releases COBOL plug-in
> *IBM stock tanks 15%* dario smirks. “that’s just show-business baby”
> Pete Hegseth calls dario a woke pussy BUT claude his #1 murderbot ❤️🥹
> randomly gives claude a substack to write blog posts.
> publishes 3 reports saying claude low-key wants to build chemical weapons.
> drops openclaw-killer (remote cowork + autonomous cron jobs)

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