The platform says I can only enable authentication after reaching five hundred followers. Damn it, do I lack authentication? I lack followers!

Among us comrades in the same trenches here in China, there are over twenty million of us. Since 2019 when I found out about you and got to know you, I started mining you hard with eight phones, then used nodes to butter you up and mine you too. Several phones have been smoking hot, but nothing worked, nothing paid off. We've been waiting for you in such agony, six years now! The neighbor who mines that other coin—Old Wang's son can already be an extra in a soy sauce commercial, and my big yellow dog's grandson's grandson can already catch rats! I promised I'd marry that thirty-eight-year-old masseuse if I mined that other coin, and now she's run off with the bathhouse worker. I regret it so much!

I didn't believe it when you said one fart was worth 310k dollars. I didn't believe it when they said one fart was worth 314 dollars either. But when they said one fart was worth 31 dollars, I really believed it. Then what happened? What happened was, as soon as you hit the exchange, you got diarrhea. You didn't even make it to 3 dollars before you crapped your pants. It kept trickling down to 0.13 dollars. You deserving-of-a-thousand-cuts coin, how could you be so hopeless? You're basically like me playing mahjong—always losing when it comes time to call and discard. How do you face our twenty million brothers-in-arms and the trust we had in you?

Today you better shape up and make a move, so that thirty-eight-year-old masseuse can come back to my arms. That's all I'm counting on now, my fart coin 😃😃

Give big bro a follow!