I went to get a massage with a friend, and the therapist's technique was really professional. When they were working on my lower back, I couldn't help myself and let out a satisfied groan.

The sound wasn't loud, but the entire room went dead silent in an instant.

The therapist paused, then asked softly, "Was the pressure too intense?"

My face turned red. I quickly said it was fine, really fine. But right after I finished speaking, my stomach made an embarrassing gurgling sound, and then I farted.

The air became even quieter.

The therapist was shaking, trying to hold back laughter. I just lay there, feeling like I wanted to cry.