Fermsy

when i was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. i couldn't wait to be a grownup so i could go to bed anytime i wanted.
now, i can’t go to bed at night

a man went out to a restaurant last night
ate a delicious meal for only €10
drank one of the most beautiful wines he had ever had in his life (just €5)
at the end of the night, the waiter didn't beg for a 50% tip
instead, the restaurant paid him a respectable living wage without having to rely on charity from the diners
on his way home, he enjoyed a free ride on public transit instead of paying $3,000 a month for a leased car that costs an additional $750 a month in Gas just to operate
then he realized that his American perspective could not grasp the beauty of living in Europe.

the latest 401k data was released
here is the median balance by age:
18-24: $2k
25-34: $16k
35-44: $40k
45-54: $68k
55-64: $96k
Over 65: $95k
saddest thing you’ll see all day 😖

當我爸爸問我我的加密貨幣情況怎麼樣 😭

Z世代時間線：
- 上四年制大學，學習一項“實用”技能，並積累大學債務
- 畢業時，主要科技公司將大部分工作外包，並引進H1B外勞取代你
- 在失業狀態中，無法滿足的嬸嬸們譴責你懶惰、失業、毫無用處，並在佛羅里達購買第三套房，告訴你要靠“自己努力”來振作
- 嬸嬸們試圖廢除財產稅，目的是讓你以更高的銷售稅和所得稅來補貼稅收損失。在這個末日場景中，他們成功地在經濟上剝削你一輩子，讓你靠Klarna支付McDoubles來維生。

當你的朋友告訴你他用積蓄購買的出租房產
每月租金為$2,000，月付金為$1,600
他認為每月可以現金流入$400……

埃隆·馬斯克財富
2012：$2 billion
2026：$839 billion
拉里·艾利森財富
2009：$23 billion
2026：$370 billion
馬克·祖克柏財富
2008：$1.5 billion
2026：$245 billion
傑夫·貝佐斯財富
1998：$1.6 billion
2026：$236 billion
最低工資
2009：$8.75
2026：$9.25
淫穢

在25歲時我曾認為：
- 8,500美元的勞力士很酷
- 60,000美元的梅賽德斯很酷
- 巨型遊艇很酷
在35歲時我現在明白：
- 最大額度的 Roth IRA 更酷
- 星期一上午10點去健身房更酷
- 每天和孩子們一起吃午餐更酷
成功隨著年齡而不同。