X256hl

It was nice while it lasted, but time to shut this down

$EIGEN keeps pushing, in case of any big overall market correction, one of the few coins I will be looking to buy the dips

Manlets are winning today
GM

I am pissed that I am too lazy to buy spot, $MET at 0,1 was a great r/r buy.
With everyone saying $SOL is dead, while it is still the most used chain in crypto. $UNI of Solana was trading at a $50m market cap.
FUCK

Thank you @elonmusk for 5,8 HYPE (4640$)

$RE really did the $CHIP fractal
Incredible job from the team for criming this up to $ 1B FDV

Based on the OI model, Variational mcap at TGE should be around $ 800M. If 25-30% of the total supply goes towards an airdrop, that would mean 2,6-3,2B FDV, which would technically put 1 $VAR point anywhere from 70-105$
If there is no HYPES3 or tradexyz airdrop, it's going to be the biggest airdrop of 2026. It is still pre-OLP, pre API, pre mobile app launch, pre-1000s of RWA listings going live.
Quite literally, there isn't a single better "consensus" farm where anyone who is participating can make money on it.
All the people who are too lazy to farm but buy coins are going to have to bid at

HYPE remains to be one big circle jerk

Wild divergence on $HYPE right now:
Retail holder count: hitting new ATLs (49,571)
Whale holder count: hitting new ATHs (1,920)
Poor people selling, Rich people stacking.
Hyperliquid

China's OpenAI is coming to Hyperliquid
$ZHIPU perps coming thanks to @tradexyz
Hip3liquid

It's quite funny that even in tradfi, $SPCX MMs basically hunted down all the shorters on their low-float shitcoin just to nuke it again

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Loracle is actually a total FOMO trader
He topblasted $XPL after the news and is now down 230k$
Trillions

Trillions

I don't want to be rude, but after Ventuals, Paragon should also pack it up

Someone really bought $SPCX above Microsoft's valuation and expected to retire from it